Friday, October 30, 2009

Watch out While Trick Or Treating

Parents watch out for what your son/daughter may pick up during their candy raid. Remember no apples or any fruit. Some idiots stick razorblades and possilbly anything else in them. And watch out for other things. Keep watch of your child!!! A child could get lost or stolen and god forbid you know that you dont want your kid taken. Finally you must be careful on how much candy your kid takes in (eats). He or she could get really sick and I would know Ive had my share of puking because of candy overdose.

Paranormal Activity

Its all fake, a whole load of bull crap! The movie is not even that scary. Its only scary if you think about the stuff that went on in the movie. Other than that its all a hoax, case closed.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

How to get White Teeth!!

So you want to get white teeth? heres how,

1. Brush WITH toothpaste
2. Rinse
3. Three times a day

thats all no more no less. So forget about the mom who found the secret to white teeth, there was never any seceret. Save some money and just brush your teeth.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Obama Rasing School Days/Hours?

This is crap. No one will want to stay in school longer. Seriously? Just because some of us arent as smart as the Japanese does not make us idiots. You need to check in with what people want because if you go through with this, then I know for a fact there will be strikes and lots of them.

Friday, October 23, 2009

How to Lose Weight!!

You want to lose weight huh? Here is some quick and easy steps to lose some easy weight!

1 Stick to a well balanced diet

2 Dont be tempted by any junk food

3 Follow through

4 Work out a little do some pushups and situps


Really people it doesnt cost ten thousand dollars to buy gormet food its still junk and it may work but this way you will save money.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

How to make EASY Money!!!

Hey you the viewer! Want to make some easy money? Well its as simple as this,

1. Get a job application form
2. Fill it out
3. Give it to the owner or manager
4. Await a response
5. Get accepted or not
6. If not then apply at other places, but be truthful in the application!

Stop complaining that you dont have a job or you need to feed your family! Get off of your lazy butt and go and apply for a job! You cant rely on the goverment to do everything for you. Sure there may be a few rejections, but life is full of disapointment so get over it you bunch of lazy people!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize?

In the words of all of the nerdy teenagers, Fail. What has he done to deserve it? Nothing